"I guess Hell's just . . .

. . . the place for kiss ass politicians who pander to assholes.”

(Drive-By Truckers, “Wallace”)

Give ‘em hell, indeed. I’d come near belief to picture it at times.

Clever Sloth

Once I lived with this gal named Dorothy from Opelika. She and this other gal I was chasing had made dinner for several of us, and I was afterwards busing plates to the counter in stacks.

“Dumbass” D snarked.

“Me? Why?”

“Now ya gotta wash both sides.”


Thanks for checking me out. I’m fairly certain you’ll never find me on social media again, so I do quite appreciate you meeting me here. I’ll likely be updating the site daily for awhile, in one way or another. And yes, an online shop is coming soon.